What is BOYKISSER IS COMING?
Ever wanted to defend your home from a horde of memes? BOYKISSER IS COMING is a weird, chaotic little indie tower defense game that turns a joke into a functioning strategy loop.
Gameplay
You've got a house and a swarm of Boykissers coming out of the forest to breach your front door. Your job is simple: build towers, upgrade them, and keep the perimeter secure. It's a stripped-back loop that doesn't try to be the next Kingdom Rush. You won't find complex hero units or intricate pathing here; it's just a 'build, kill, repeat' vibe that relies on chaotic energy to keep you interested.
What actually makes this click is the skill tree. You collect materials from killed enemies and dump them into a progression system to unlock better towers. This gives you a real reason to grind through waves instead of just cheesing the first level. It's a legit TD loop, even if it's pretty derivative of the basics.
That said, it's simple to a fault. If you're looking for deep strategy, you're in the wrong place. It's more about the spectacle of the waves than tactical brilliance. At $2.99, it's a bit odd to pay for such a basic experience in a genre full of free options, but you're mostly paying for the meme and the developer's effort on the progression system.
Expect some rough edges. It's a passion project that functions well enough as a distraction, but it's not groundbreaking. It's the kind of game you play while listening to a podcast because it doesn't demand your full brainpower. I'd give it a 6/10. It's a solid time-killer, but it's not changing the genre.
Key Features
- Materials-based skill tree
- House defense core loop
- Wave-based combat
- Meme-inspired enemies
What Players Say
Players are mostly vibing with the silliness, with one calling it 'game of the year' and others praising the songs and the 'silly boykissers'. Some users are getting creative with the lore, imagining the Boykissers are actually fricking you when they reach the house. While the vibes are high, some are already asking for an endless mode and more achievements to give the game more legs.
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Verdict
“game of the year. i'd love to see an endless mode with additional achievements associated with the endless mode.”
“Super Fun! love the songs and the silly boykissers! >W< just as the description says! a tower defense! I love it!”
“good, i pretended that when the boykissers got to your home, they fricked you, hence you could only survive so many.”
“I touched myself to Terence the big red bird from angry birds”
“TOTOTOTOTOTOWEEER DEFENSEEEE :3 gg”
Grab this if you love the meme or want a mindless, funny distraction. Skip it if you want deep strategy or high polish, as the shallow systems make it a bit too simple for hardcore TD fans.
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